Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.Ħ1. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.Ħ0.
There must be something wrong with my eyes. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.ĥ8. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.ĥ7. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.ĥ6. Do you have a coin? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams.ĥ5. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.ĥ4. Are you a meme? Because I’d like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do.ĥ3.
My mom told me that life was a deck of cards, so I guess you must be the queen of hearts.ĥ2. I would take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring your own snacks.ĥ1. Want to use their money to buy us a few drinks?ĥ0. My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl.